Friday, September 4, 2009

A Few Words From Our Sponsor

Zoe the Rabbit, here.

I'll bet you came here today expecting to see Me starring in yet another feature film.

Is that what you came for?

What?

Do you have some sort of problem that makes you need a Rabbit Fix?

Huh?

Do you have such an infatuation that you can't live without a movie of Yours Truly even for one measly week?

Do you have some sort of Rabbit Fever, and the only cure is More Rabbit?

OK, OK. It is understandable.

Unfortunately for you, we are in contract negotiations here at Studio Lilypad.

It's sad for you. Really, really sad.

But, I'm on strike.

That's right! The Rabbit is ON STRIKE!!!

What I'm trying to say here is this: We are out of Rabbit Movies. There is No Rabbit Movie Today!!

Wait... what? Two more Carrots an hour? Is that the deal I just heard? Can we raise that to three Carrots?

OK, I'll settle for two and half more Carrots an hour.

See, that wasn't so hard, was it?

I'll see you tomorrow, then. We'll call it Cinematic Saturday.

Stay tuned...



Oh, and don't let the door hit you on the way out.

4 comments:

Emma said...

Oh my goodness, I'm so glad some kind of contract agreement could be reached! =O I'm already getting the shakes without my Rabbit Fix...

Kavindra said...

See, that's how it is with all you pushers, Zoe! You set us up that we need it, then you take it away unless we clean out our pockets ... er ... gardens ... er... vegetable crisper bins. Whatever! It's still wrong and you know it Rabbit!

I better see a movie starring you tomorrow Missy. And I wish you could see me, I am pointing my hiney back at you too!

Emma said...

Hahaha! :)

svasti said...

Oh my, that rabbit is getting awfully pushy and demanding, huh? Glad a suitable arrangement could be made. :)