Monday, October 19, 2009
Lazy Humans for Whom There is No Excuse
It seems that -- yet again -- Everything is Left to the Rabbit.
I'm not sure what these humans would do without me. Luckily, my salad is still being delivered on time daily.
Wait. That's a stretch. My Secondary Mama, whom you know as the Blisschick, seems to have returned from her YogaDance Teacher Training without something -- her brain!
She not only has delivered my salad totally late at least twice, but she forgot to supply overnight cat crunch for my cat friend, Lilly. That's not a tragedy -- the cat food -- considering what pigs they are, but my salad? MY SALAD!?!
That's the thing. Secondary Mama was gone for a week and seems to be having a hard time with all the dance steps or something. I mean, I'm a Rabbit for god's sake, I can't possibly know what is going on with her.
Whatever is going on with Secondary Mama has also, apparently, spread to Primary Mama. No Rabbit Movie last week and now me, the Rabbit, writing the blog!?
I think we are in need of some sort of intervention, but how much can one, small Rabbit do when her only helpers are Feline?
If you have any suggestions as to how I might deal with these two lazy, out-of-it humans, please let me know.
But why am I asking you!? YOU are also human.
I am surrounded by ineptitude.