I know. You probably think that's a joke.
But, really, it isn't. Not in the least.
Zoe has nothing to report today.
Unless, you count this, which She doesn't:
If you are really desperate for something, She could report on this. But you'd have to be really desperate:
Well now we're getting closer to some Actual Newsworthy Somethingness!!
So, how about this?
Well, it was worth a try.
Sometimes news is hard to come by, you know.
We're just saying.