Wednesday, April 28, 2010

There Is No News

Miss Zoe is sorry to report that there is no news today.

I know.  You probably think that's a joke.

But, really, it isn't.  Not in the least.

Zoe has nothing to report today.

Unless, you count this, which She doesn't:

Or this:
Or even this:

If you are really desperate for something, She could report on this.  But you'd have to be really desperate:
As a last ditch effort, She would like to put this forward:

Cute, yes?

Well now we're getting closer to some Actual Newsworthy Somethingness!!

So, how about this?
Oh, and now, She would like to present This:
Zoe wonders if we've successfully distracted you from the fact that there is no news with some Major Cuteness?

Have we?

Well, it was worth a try.

Sometimes news is hard to come by, you know.

We're just saying.


Emma said...

Ahhh, the best kind of news!!

(P.S. Wipe entire pet.)

Debra She Who Seeks said...

What can I say -- slow news days happen!