There Is No News

Miss Zoe is sorry to report that there is no news today.

I know.  You probably think that's a joke.

But, really, it isn't.  Not in the least.

Zoe has nothing to report today.

Unless, you count this, which She doesn't:

Or this:

Or even this:

If you are really desperate for something, She could report on this.  But you'd have to be really desperate:

As a last ditch effort, She would like to put this forward:

Cute, yes?

Well now we're getting closer to some Actual Newsworthy Somethingness!!

So, how about this?

Oh, and now, She would like to present This:

Zoe wonders if we've successfully distracted you from the fact that there is no news with some Major Cuteness?

Have we?

Hmmmm?

Well, it was worth a try.

Sometimes news is hard to come by, you know.

We're just saying.