I know what you're thinking. You're thinking, "Well, you know, I've seen a lot of pictures of Miss Zoe, and in many of those pictures, She looks pretty darn relaxed. She doesn't seem overworked."
You might think back to this:
Or,this:
Or, perhaps, you even reflect on this:
Let me tell you: to you, it may appear as though She's lounging around a lot of the time. But that would be a Major Misconception.Your belief in that kind of thing only shows a complete misunderstanding on your part of a Rabbit's True Role in the household.
Here at the Lilypad, Miss Zoe is Responsible. There's no two ways about it.
She corrals cats:
She hangs Her own Christmas stocking for Santa Bunny:
And, every day, She must eat. And eat. AND EAT!!!Yesterday, She got a Special Treat. Someone I work with at Ye Old Erie County Public Library was out in her garden and thought fondly of Miss Zoe, and because of that, Miss Zoe got some Fresh Arugula!!!
When I got home, it simply meant She had more work to do!! Observe, the Arugula Monster!!
The Arugula Monster from marcy hall on Vimeo.
All hail the Monster!!The moral of this story? Don't underestimate the Responsibilities of Rabbits.
They are Many.
They are waaaaaaaaaaay more important than the things you do.
You can count on that.
6 comments:
Awwwwwwww, the little stocking! =D
First, as far as the "vain" statement, tell Zoe with great beauty and intelligence, unfortunately comes a little vanity. It's a small price to pay for greatness.
Second, aww the little stocking! Just like Emma says.
Third, are you sure that stocking is big enough for all Miss Zoe's things? :)
Lastly - pictures of the cats and rabbit together? .... priceless. Just melts my heart.
And pooping! Don't forget pooping. That is a major time investment. It is a heavy responsibility for Miss Zoe to provide you with the raw materials necessary to keep you occupied cleaning her box.
Marcy and Miss Zoe
Another great post. Who knew Miss Zoe had so many responsibilities in that house of yours!
i DID forget pooping!! OK, i didn't forget it, really. miss zoe is just a little....private...about certain things. but, yes, it's one of her main activities!
and, no. the stocking is really not big enough to hold even ONE of her gifts. it's just a reminder to santa rabbit! :)
Good to the last bite. Hilarious!
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