Wednesday, February 17, 2010

Who Are You?

AHEM! May I have your attention, please?

Miss Zoe has a question.

"Who Is ANONYMOUS??"

Every once in awhile, we get someone who comments on our blog who calls himself or herself "ANONYMOUS."

I'm sure you know the chap. If you are a blogger, you have certainly seen one or two of his earth-shattering comments posted somewhere along the way.

(Disclaimer: we are using the pronoun "he" to signify Anonymous, though Zoe would like to point out that the gender of Anonymous is Not Important. What is Important is the fact that She is sure that Anonymous is human. That in and of itself is bad enough.)

"Anonymous!!" Miss Zoe laughed" "So freaking mysterious," She continued as She chewed Her hay. "And he says the most intelligent things. You'd think he would want to leave a name."

I think She was being sarcastic.

Anonymous doesn't really say intelligent things as much as just....well...things.

Let's take a look at a couple of Anonymous' more recent quotes:

"洪爺色情漫畫洪爺ˊ洪爺觀賞影片洪爺論檀洪爺貼片洪爺貼"

"What? Oh, I guess I don't speak Anonymous."

"Wow," Zoe said as She rolled Her eyes. "After reading that, the whole world seems clearer to me."

And let's not forget this meaningful and insightful look at the post "Miss Zoe: Killer Bunny:"

"Good dispatch and this post helped me alot in my college assignement. Thanks you seeking your information."

HUH?

Well, we think it's clear that this so called Anonymous needs to be called out!!

That's why we're challenging Anonymous to enter the Eat Like A Rabbit Contest.

"That's right, Anonymous. Put on your party hat."

A Note: based on our first and ONLY entry, we know who Anonymous IS NOT!! :)

I told Zoe that I don't think he'll enter, but....well, we'll see. One never knows what will happen under the auspices of ANONYMOUS.

In the meantime, while we wait, you can look forward to Friday, when we tell the story of us making donuts for Fat Tuesday, and we show a New and Positively Delightful Rabbit Movie!

Until then, Happy Weekdays.

2 comments:

Debra She Who Seeks said...

Oh, that Anonymous better be quaking in his/her boots! You don't wanna be called out by Miss Zoe . . . .

Kavindra said...

Well, it IS a good dispatch, every time you two post, so that I understand ....

The cat, the chihuahua and I discussed this, and we may have a clue. Could Anonymous be a disgruntled chihuahua? The chihuahua here thinks there has been some anti-chihuahua statements made on this very blog! So unfair. Are chihuahuas rising up against this prejudice perhaps? Trying to flummox you with mysterious dispatches in return?

It is not the chihuahua who lives here, by the way. He loves Marcy and Zoe, in spite of their obvious blind spot about chihuahuas. That's just the way he is. He imagines they will come around one day, and the world will live as one.