And, being that I am getting paid to sit at home in this Extremely Comfortable Rabbit Chair in a Cozy Rabbit Room on a day when snow has suddenly reappeared outside after days of clear streets and sidewalks (though I have to admit, it is beautiful), I thought I should set forth a President to Celebrate.
Let us all take a moment then, to Celebrate President Blueberry, current Ruler of the Rabbit Room!
(These are recent photos from a Formal Address She gave in the Rabbit Room for a Small Audience. Below, you can see the Small Audience:)
(The Small Audience)
And, now, onto Madame President.
Here, She is gearing up for the Big Speech. You can see the Calm Collectedness of Her Countenance.
And, now, She is, being called out to the podium. You can feel the rush of excitement, can you not?!?!
And the Speech begins!!! Let us focus on Her words. Wait....they are coming in a moment. I think:
YES! HERE ARE THE WORDS!!!!
"Fourscore and yesterday,
we removed cats from the room by biting their butts.
As God is my witness, we shall bite cats again!!!"
"We shall have peace in the Rabbit Room!
Kittens and Bunnies Shall Live in Peace!"
THE CONSTITUENT WENT WILD!!! (Well, it's possible that She actually fell asleep behind the chair, but let's not tell our Esteemed President.)
LET US CELEBRATE PRESIDENT BLUEBERRY!
LET US CELEBRATE HER MAJESTY!!!
Let's all have a carrot in Her Honor today, shall we?