Monday, May 2, 2011

My New Favorite Blog Comment

The other day, on one of my Rabbit Movies, I received the following comment. It made us laugh SO HARD, that Rabbits and I thought we should share it.

I will pare it down a bit it to give you the best parts and sentences. The entire comment was pretty long. Blueberry posited that perhaps it was actually written in a Secret Flashlight Language. Elizabeth simply thought it was weird.  Too bad it was from Anonymous.  Why wouldn't someone take credit for this gem??  It is sort of like Mad Libs gone horribly awry. 

OK, here you go:

Anyone and person should own at least one LED flashlight. More than one, even. You decidedly demand one in every household in instance of a blackout. How would you be navigating your way about the power whomp or unbroken short of the concern to ascertain out if it's just your clan facing this climax or if your neighbors are in the condition too?  Another conspicuous use circumstance of an LED flashlight is while you're traveling.  As well, shining the bright LED flashlight force be clever to take in people's attention to come to your release, wherever you are (unless you're beneath freely, at which your LED flashlight as likely as not won't be functioning).


So why an LED flashlight and not inseparable of those ordinary torch lights? Well, it is known to matrix you manner longer than the flashlights of the past.


Even my husband is gleeful payment me that I don't barely against as a service to clothes, but be sure how to allow such beneficial tools afar the internet! It's avenue more opportune, and you don't enjoy to be super savvy to know how to do it. After buying this LED flashlight, I rhythmical bought some birthday gifts against friends. The gifts are mostly hard-headed things that they can press into service, and I also bought another LED flashlight for my mommy who quiet uses candles during a power outage.


The LED flashlight I bought allows me to choose from three modes. There's anticyclone, scant, and strobe. High is in the service of when I beggary plenty of light, like during a blackout, for instance. Switching it to squat enables me to protect batteries or when I don't call too much light, like when I emergency to see the gas meter, for instance. Strobe is for when I need some rescuer's attention or to disorient an busybody or barbaric animal.

Combination Busybody/ Barbaric Animal
A Simple Barbaric Animal
(If only you had an LED Flashlight right now, eh??  STROBE!!!)

Just pattern month I was stuck in a jammed elevator and pal was I glad to be suffering with my trusty LED flashlight with me so I didn't bleed for so scared. 

We in the Rabbit Room hope you learned Something Very Important from this Message.  We know we did.  As God is our witness, we will never "bleed for so scared again!"

Also, up until this point, I am not sure what it is I've been doing during Power Whomps, either, do you?

Well, those days are behind us now.  We will now "matrix our manner longer," now won't we?

All Hail the Flashlight!

2 comments:

Debra She Who Seeks said...

I would say those rabbits are about as "Barbaric Animals" as they come, especially to lettuce.

Emma said...

Is it just your clan facing this climax?